Hoop (The Suns Rule)

(Parody of “Whoomp there it is” by Tag Team)

All you fans!

Hoop, the Suns rule!
Hit me!
Hoop, the Suns rule!

Mike Irvan, back again, come on let’s check the ball in!
Party on Barkeley people, let’s hear some noise!
Mike in the house, just slam for joy
Says a dunk over here,
A dunk over there, wave the ball in the air!
Shake your dreary air!
These 3 words when you’re goin’ to slam,
Hoop, the Suns rule!
Hit me!

Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule,
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule,
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule,
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!

Upside down and inside out
let the gorilla show you folks what it’s all about!
Now it’s time for me to get on the ball
and make this slammin’ party hot!
I’m takin’ the ball to the old school
because I’m an old fool who’s so cool!
If you wanna go slam let me show you the way,
Hoop the Suns rule!
Let me hear you say!

Hoop the Suns rule, come on y’all!
Hoop the Suns rule, a little louder!
Hoop the Suns rule, come on y’all!
Hoop the Suns rule, a little louder!
Hoop the Suns rule, come on y’all!
Hoop the Suns rule, a little louder!
Hoop the Suns rule, come on y’all!
Hoop the Suns rule, a little louder!

Slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam!
Slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam!
Slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam!
Slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam!
Slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam dunkin’, slam!

Ceballos went blank,
Barkley juice I’m drinkin’,
KJ thin & fit & puffin’ dent!
drop the ball, uh oh no slam,
find the thunder let’s dip it in!
Slam dunkin’, flickin’ & flippin’
& ride that
G.O.R.I double L.A
Whoo, he slams!
Come on, come on!
Hoop the Suns rule!
I’m dyin’!

Hoop the Suns rule, come on!
Hoop the Suns rule, louder!
Hoop the Suns rule, give it to me!
Hoop the Suns rule, come on come on!
Hoop the Suns rule, louder!
Hoop the Suns rule, there yet?
Hoop the Suns rule, come on come on!
Hoop the Suns rule, heeeeee-eee-heeeeee-hoo!

Some say I’ll fall because I’m slammin’ the ball
to the underground net that you have meant
to be amazing, outstanding, demanding, commanding,
you people dancing, whoa-shoo-whoo, that’s
a breathtaker!
Our producer Paul Westphal, the undertaker!
You oughtta come down to the undernet!
Ol’ school!
Here’s the ball, can you slam it, fool?

Can you slam it?  We can slam it!
Can y’all slam it?  We can slam it!
Can you slam it?  We can slam it!
Can y’all slam it?  We can slam it!
Can you slam it?  We can slam it!
Can y’all slam it?  We can slam it!
Can you slam it?  We can slam it!

Double G.O. Double R. all fears!
I flew the A.W flight from the city of all Suns!
I flew to the Bulls Colliseum, run through the
colliseum with one free ball check where we won
it still,
that’s thrill of the team I just killed!
Barkeley people just party now, Mike is
through!
Hoop the Suns rule,
I thought you knew!

Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Yeahhh!

Mike music, comin’ straight at ya!
That’s me, MJ the dunkin’ supreme,
& my man still slammin’!
Bring it back y’all, bring it back y’all,
bring it back, here we go!

Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!
Hoop the Suns rule, Hoop the Suns rule!

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