(this is a funny one I wrote back when I used to work for Harp’s Marketplace)
I wake up in the morning,
and then I go to school!
In the afternoon I go to work!
I’m a courtesy clerk at Harps!
You would see me stocking some bread
so you’d just come inside the store
and pick up 10 jars of baby food and then accidently drop them!
I get called to clean up the mess!
Because of you, I have to stop to clean your mess!
how’s this-“here’s the mop and broom, clean up your own damn mess!”
But you won’t!
The boss said, “Workers clean the messes up around here!”
So I gis de mop and mop up your mess!
You just stand there and laugh!
I’m Just a courtesy clerk!