MR. GREEN

(note: this is a funny one I wrote about an assistant principal at the high school I graduated from. He wasn’t very well liked.)

My name is Mr. Green!

I’m a piece of shit!

I like to keep kids totally out of the halls!

I hate kids!

On a rainy, snowy, or cold

day I leave ’em all outside!

Let ’em freeze!

It’s not me!

You may call me

blue, red, white, black,

but I’m not any of that!

I’m the shit out of your ass

down the toilet!

I’m Mr. Green!

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