(A DAY IN THE LIFE) OF A PICKED ON KID

 

(note: this is another joke I wrote.  I wrote it during my days I used to work at Harp’s)

At 6 my clock goes off!
I wake up, take a bath, get dressed
and nothing else!
I sit around staring out the window
for the next hour!
I’d then walk to school with 5 bags!
1 named George, ‘nother named Bob, 3rd named Fred, 4th named Billy, 5th named Drop Dead Fred!
I got to school!
I hear people laughing at me behind my back!
I don’t care!
I’m such a dwork,
People pick on me!
At 6 I go to work,
you know who I am, who are you?
I’m a courtesy clerk, you know that!
So you purposely make a mess & I’d have to clean it!
I’m busy dang it!
I’m tryin’ to stock bread
leave me alone!
You just take all the carts to make me mad
now I’ll have to bust you!
No punks allowed in this store!
you piss all over both the bathrooms, so guess what I do now?
I have to clean the bathrooms!
QUIT PICKING ON ME!
I suck at everything
YOU HATE ME!
I make you mad purposely because
YOU CAN’T STAND ME!
I’m movin’ to a different town man,
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T STAND ME!

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