(note: this is another joke I wrote)
One day I passed an old shack
with a sign in front of it saying
“Shack Records, record all you want for a buck.”
So I decided to go on in
and try out my crappy sound.
So I went on in, put on the fallin’ apart headphones
and I came up with this song.
All I could afford is a buck
so I can’t even buy a duck
unless it’s rubber!
I have a job on the street,
and my feet have no shoes!
Every time I’m finished on the
street, I go home to a
2 story cardboard box!
Yes, I live in a 2 storied cardboard box!
It’s wallpaper is toilet paper,
it’s skylight is a little piece of glass,
it’s front door is a door I ripped off that Ford Pinto
that rammed into my 2 story cardboard box
just the other day!
I drive a store cart
with a cardboard sign on it that says,
“This is a Ferarri, don’t touch it!”
Every day I drive it home
to my 2 story cardboard box!
Now the 1st story is
when you’re sitting down
the 2nd is when you’re standing in my little
2 story cardboard box
decorated in toilet paper
with the store cart parked in the
collapsable garage, to drive later,
So don’t feel sorry for me
let me do it myself!